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After painstaking work, I got some of the Mandalorian speaking thing up. This is only a taste of what I will soon put up.
 

Mandalorians
 
Mandalorians are the masked warrior clans in the Star Wars universe. The leader of the Mandalorians typically reigns as 'Mandalore.' The Mandalorians are a warrior people and live for the honor and the glory of battle. They fight their best but wether they win or lose they still are honored to fight. They respected those who defeated them and would grow stronger to one day defeat them.
 
Mandalorians challenged the Republic (approx. 2000 years before Episode One) which later became known as the Mandalorian Wars. The war began on Onderon's moon of Dxun. It finally ended on Malachor V with the death of Mandalore the Ultimate by Darth Revan. The Mandalorian Wars hurt the Old Republic and crippled it for over a millennia.

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Jango Fett

Jango Fett
The most known Mandalorian would be have to be Jango Fett. Jango Fett became a well accomplished bounty hunter. His beginning, though, were more different. Jango was only an orphan of the planet Concord Dawn, home of the Mandalorians, when some Mandalorians became traitorous and caused a civil war. Jango was taken in by the Mandalorian leader, Jaster Mereel. Jaster trained Jango to be a true warrior. Jaster was then killed by the traitorous Mandalorians and Jango avenged his death.
When the last of the war was over, the Mandalorians were all but extinct. So Jango used his bad-ass skills and became the mercenary we all know and love. Jango took off in his ship, Slave I, and accomplished much, most known was the Jedi he killed. Although he accomplished much, Jango always considered himself a simple man traveling the galaxy to making a living.
 
Before the Clone Wars, Jango was hired by Darth Tyranus to kill Tyranus's former padawan, Komari Vosa. With his apprentice, Zam Wesell, Jango successfully completed the bounty. The bounty was a test and Tyranus was impressed by his skills against a Jedi. Jango was offered a large sum of credits (money) to be the host DNA for a large clone army. Jango agreed and soon millions of clones were created on the secret labatories of Kamino. Jango insisted that one of the clones not be altered by growth enhancing drugs so he could raise it as his own son. This clone was Boba Fett. Jango stayed on Kamino and to raise his son and help with the clones' training.
 
Ten years later, Jango was hired by Tyranus to kill the senator of Naboo, Padme Amidala. Jango sent Zam to accomplish the task. Zam failed her task and was captured by Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker, thus forcing Jango to kill her so he could keep his identity secret. But even with his efforts, Obi-Wan Kenobi tracked him to Kamino. The two had a battle outside the cloning facility on the ocean world of Kamino.
 
Jango and Boba Fett escaped to Geonosis on the Slave I, but were followed by Obi-Wan Kenobi. Kenobi was captured by Count Dooku (Darth Tyranus) and learned that the Count was the political head the Confederacy of Independent Systems (CIS). Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala had tried to rescue Kenobi and were captured as well. All three captives were sentenced to death and were sent to the Geonosian Arena. Jango Fett watched the execution in a private box with Count Dooku.
The execution was cut short by the arrival of Mace Windu and other Jedi. A battle then broke between the CIS's battle droids and the Jedi. Jango jumped into the arena and killed the Jedi Master Coleman Trebor. The battle ended tragically when Mace Windu sliced through Jango's neck with his purple-bladed saber of light. The only thing Boba could do was pick up his father's helmet and continue his legacy...

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